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Pictured here is an European Mouflon at the Budakeszi Wildlife Park.
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Sheep Forced to Be Hunted as Illegal Residents

SheepNo1 July 14, 2019 No Comments

As though unclothed sheep did not have enough to worry about, they now must worry about being illegally taken to places they are not supposed “Sheep Forced to Be Hunted as Illegal Residents”

This buffalo at a safari park in South Africa is covered in mud, just as the sheep in the article were. Image: FRIE VDBERGHE/Pixabay
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Sheep Rescued From Pit of Shame

SheepNo1 August 19, 2018 No Comments

In today’s news… The Metro reported something which I shall now use artistic liberty in describing: An ewe and her once-lamb wandered about through the “Sheep Rescued From Pit of Shame”

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Sheep Crushed by Lorry in India

SheepNo1 July 19, 2018 No Comments

According to The Hans India, 30 unfortunate sheep were crushed by a careless driver. The sheep were likely happily grazing and wandering when the lorry “Sheep Crushed by Lorry in India”

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Sheep Fighting in Algeria

SheepNo1 March 23, 2018 No Comments

I recently read an article about sheep fighting in Algeria on The Guardian. In Algeria, bored young men who grew up in the shadow of war “Sheep Fighting in Algeria”

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Keep Clothes on Your Sheep

SheepNo1 November 28, 2017 No Comments

It can be hard to keep clothes on your sheep. Not all sheep enjoy wearing clothes. Some will try their utmost to remove the garments “Keep Clothes on Your Sheep”

Colourful, light garments with the correct shape have little impact on a sheep's day-to-day life.
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Sheep Wear Clothes? What Sort?

SheepNo1 July 3, 2016 No Comments

Sheep wear clothes, you might ask? Why, yes, sheep can and do wear clothes. The only problem is what sort of clothes. Different types of clothing have “Sheep Wear Clothes? What Sort?”

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Train Sheep to Wear Clothes

SheepNo1 May 29, 2016 No Comments

How do you train sheep to wear clothes? Not every sheep is born with the instinct to wear clothes. Just as human toddlers run away from “Train Sheep to Wear Clothes”

All of these Desert Bighorn Sheep looking quizzically at us are indecent, but one of them wears a fashionable accessory around its neck. Image: skeeze/Pixabay
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My Sheep Refuses Clothes

SheepNo1 May 15, 2016 No Comments

“My sheep refuses clothes!” It happens. Occasionally, you will run into a sheep who completely refuses to wear clothes and has ingenious methods for being rid “My Sheep Refuses Clothes”

A man, leisurely enjoying a meal of seltzer and edibles, is shocked and horrified by the nudist who suddenly approaches him.
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Geep and Shoats and Clothes

SheepNo1 May 2, 2016 No Comments

Goats are hairy animals who scream at random intervals in the night, particularly when under twenty-four hours old. On occasion, one of these breeds with a “Geep and Shoats and Clothes”

The outer wool and inner wool have distinctly different colours because the outer wool has picked up all manner of debris. Image: Hans/Pixabay
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Why Should I Clothe Sheep?

SheepNo1 April 20, 2016 1 Comment

Why should you clothe sheep? See that completely scandalous picture of several nude people ambling down a road without realizing how indecent they are? Why, if “Why Should I Clothe Sheep?”

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